Wake up to a bellowing Brian Blessed

Wake up to a bellowing Brian Blessed

If you’re having trouble getting up in the morning, then perhaps the supremely annoying sounds of a bellowing Brian Blessed will do the job.

The Android and iPhone app comes with no less than 30 alarms packing in ear-screeching exhortations, bizarre Shakespearean shouts and all manner of motivational ‘encouragement’ to get out of the sack .

The 69p also comes with a “special bonus hypno Blessed on the Moon” feature designed to you gently to a “marvelously restful sleep.”

It’s all complete nonsense of course but it’s rather enjoyable nonsense, with 10% of the profits going to charity.

[Google Play] [App Store]