Apple iPad2: the authoritative facts. Really.

Apple iPad2: the authoritative facts

Another iPad2 render/leaked photo/wild guess/Photoshop odyssey has just exploded onto the web and from this our team of experts have worked out some definite facts about Apple’s eagerly awaited tablet update.

Scroll on for our definite three-point listing of the guaranteed features we’ll be seeing in the iPad2:

1. It will have a metal back
2. It will have an Apple logo
3. It will say the word ‘iPad’

There. That’s it.

Anything you’ve read anywhere else is all conjecture and our attempt to take the piss out of sites pumping out this nonsense on a daily basis has failed to stop the flood.

Yes! It’s the iPad2! Oh, err, hang on…

Earlier today, tech site BGR got all excited and pleased with itself, posting up the image above and asking its readers, “Is this Apple’s next iPad?”

Thinking they’d got an exclusive on their hands, BGR’s joy was short lived and soon after they were forced to post up a humbling retraction:

Though it is highly likely that the image above will end up being a good representation of the iPad 2, it’s looking like this image was created by an Apple fan and is not an official render.

Oh dear…

As for us, we’ll wait until the official announcement on March 2nd before posting up any other pointless “leaks.”